Toilet Paper Hoarders

from $28.00

Get yourself a copy of this one of a kind bathroom wall art to remind you to always make sure you are on top of what matters. Keeping your backside happy. Available in multiple sizes, this vintage bathroom decor will fit any decorating scheme. Two-ply coming soon.

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Splinters. That’s right. SPLINTERS. 

Until 1935, if you needed to wipe, that was your fate. It’s easy to see why it took so long to switch from a sponge on a stick. 

But that’s a thing of the past! Now toilet paper is wonderful and soft...if you can get it. 

There is nothing more American than hoarding the almighty squares. While it’s easy to remember the Great TP Shortage of 2020, many people forget that it wasn’t the first time there has been a country-wide hoardage. 

1942, 1945, 1946, 1971, 1973, fake one in ‘93, 1995, and of course, the unforgettable 2020. All of the TP was gone. All of it. Napkins? Tissues? Paper towels? Nope, nope and nope. It was just you and the pine needles outside. 

No one wants to live through that again. Go ahead, do the American thing, and hoard until your heart’s content. Toilet paper is practically as important as the air we breathe. 

Available Sizes:
18 in x 24 in
16 in x 20 in
11 in x 14 in

About this item:
Printed on white paper with a gloss finish
Precision cut for framing
Shipped with care from the USA in a protective tube
Frame not included

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